1.
Harold went up to a man at a party, who he thought he recognized, and said:
"It's good to see you again after all these years. But how you've changed ! Your hair is different; you've lost weight; you're a little shorter and you've stopped wearing glasses.
What happened to you, Mr. Frost ?
- But I'm not Mr. Frost !!
- Amazing! You've been even changed your name!
2.
A: What would happen if I cut off your left ear ?
B: I wouldn't be able to hear.
A: And what would happen if I cut off your right ear ?
B: I wouldn't be able to see.
A: Why ?
B: Because my glasses would have fallen off.
3.
PROBLEM.......
The doctor told Uncle Fudd that if he ran five miles a day for 300 days,he would lose 75 pounds.At the end of 300 days,Uncle Fudd called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?'' asked the doctor.
''I'm 1500 miles from home''.
4.
FLOWERS.....
When my father was a lieutenant stationed at Mare Island Naval Sipyard in Vallejo,Calif,he met my mother ,and they fell in love.Dad had a single red rose sent to her every day.This went on for several weeks.
Soon after their wedding,Dad went to the same florist and requested an inexpensive bouquet of flowers.'' Oh,lieutenant'' the florist replied, ''you must have gotten married''.
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